Middle aged, overweight, teetering, white woman still in the process of relocating from her St. Louis world's smallest house of 20 years to a new "Effing" town best known for it's truck stops. Leaving behind the world's best neighbors, good friends, excellent home school support and the ability to send her husband and daughter off to stand in freezing weather to snatch released Fox Theater tickets for a daily dose of muskrat patrol. Oh. The. Joy.